Not Me Monday

It is Not Me who wrote a post yesterday that was a complete pity party and then ended up deleting it. No I would not resort to pity parties...cause surely I always have it together (not)..so it would NOT be me having a good old fashioned pity party...it was someone else.

It is Not Me who although I had planned to go to the Y today am not going because I have to get the house well.....ready for company...since the grandparents are babysitting HERE tonight.

It is Not Me who wonders why my children and even my darling husband can't find the dishwasher or the sink after a meal...or the trash can for that matter (when we use paper plates) and it is me who clears up the table after they have gone on to other things.

It is Not Me...most assuredly not me who tricked my children into unloading the dishwasher today...and pretended like it was the most fun thing to do in the world. (They fell for it and loved it)

It is Not Me who just ate a roast beef sandwich with gravy on it from yesterdays leftovers....when I am so trying to lose weight...but it wasn't me who thought it was so good....and it is Not Me whose favorite part about having roast is making the leftovers into a sandwich smothered in gravy....Nope....that is some other woman that is less health conscious.

It is Not Me who is insanely happy I get a Mommy's night out tonight at the Ladies Barbecue....hence the kids grandparents are watching them...it will be worth it.

It is Not Me who couldn't come up with any other topic today but the Not Me topic.......

Now it is not me....who is going to sit down and read for a while instead of finishing my chores...after all one must be quiet while children are napping instead of making cleaning noises.....


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.