Wednesday, September 2, 2009

How can a child Stall? Let me count the ways...








  1. Put on sock



  2. Adjust sock.



  3. Get up do a little dance.



  4. Wrestle with little sister's BIG Elmo



  5. Put on 2nd sock



  6. Adjust sock



  7. Skate in the kitchen with socks



  8. Take off jammies



  9. Do a little dance in you underwear



  10. Put on pants



  11. Decide to check backpack



  12. Skate some more in the kitchen



  13. Put on shirt



  14. Wrestle with BIG Elmo some more and annoy sister.



  15. Walk around in circles singing a song



  16. Go to bathroom to brush teeth but don't start yet



  17. Make faces and googley eyes at self in mirror



  18. Put tooth paste on brush



  19. Do a little dance, break it on down.



  20. Brush teeth



  21. Swish water in mouth and do a whale spout with water



  22. See if you can make a "basket" trying to toss toothbrush into cup for toothbrushes.



  23. Do victory dance whether you make the "basket" or not.



  24. Put on shoes



  25. Check back pack again



  26. Annoy sister again, beat up Elmo (get scolded for being mean)



  27. Pout



  28. Stomp around some (get corrected)



  29. Realize Mama ain't PLAYIN



  30. Suddenly......your ready

2 comments:

Burkulater said...

I hear ya momma. It just took us 30 minutes to get around the block. Brother was not peddling so fast today.

Thelma said...

LOL......but one day I will miss these days....I keep telling myself that.....LOL.