How can a child Stall? Let me count the ways...

1. Put on sock




2. Adjust sock.




3. Get up do a little dance.




4. Wrestle with little sister's BIG Elmo




5. Put on 2nd sock




6. Adjust sock




7. Skate in the kitchen with socks




8. Take off jammies




9. Do a little dance in you underwear




10. Put on pants




11. Decide to check backpack




12. Skate some more in the kitchen




13. Put on shirt




14. Wrestle with BIG Elmo some more and annoy sister.




15. Walk around in circles singing a song




16. Go to bathroom to brush teeth but don't start yet




17. Make faces and googley eyes at self in mirror




18. Put tooth paste on brush




19. Do a little dance, break it on down.




20. Brush teeth




21. Swish water in mouth and do a whale spout with water




22. See if you can make a "basket" trying to toss toothbrush into cup for toothbrushes.




23. Do victory dance whether you make the "basket" or not.




24. Put on shoes




25. Check back pack again




26. Annoy sister again, beat up Elmo (get scolded for being mean)




27. Pout




28. Stomp around some (get corrected)




29. Realize Mama ain't PLAYIN




30. Suddenly......your ready